Today
My boys told me
Of the silly game
They had played with classmates

One wanted to be Captain America
One, Captain Crunch
One claimed Captain Canada
     (he was born in Canada)
The last declared himself Jeff Bezos

And so, Captain Crunch decided
Bezos sounded like Basil
So he would, instead, be Jeff Pesto

And so they played
Super Chefs
And ate imaginary pasta
     (with Bezos Pesto, duh)

The End